that's all folks. no, really, that's all.
niki and i had a crazy night tonight.
we thought it was all over when, as we were walking home with our early morning dinner in hand, niki stopped to pet a cute kitty that was pacing inside a small cage strapped on the back of a moped. there was also a puppy in another cage on the same moped. i don't know. this stuff just happens sometimes. so niki's petting this one kitten that's pacing in the cage, and she moves over to the other side to pet the other kitty in the same cage. aww . . . what a sweet kitty, what a cute kitty, kitty, kitty! says niki. i walk over to pet the same kitty. oh, it's sleeping! wake up kitty! wake up! poke . . . poke . . . POKE!! oh god. niki, stop petting that cat. that cat is DEAD! WAAAAAGH! so we catch a cab home, the whole time laughing about our odd conversations from the evening and the korean bikers with double tank tops and fanny pack style man purses. we get out of the cab, and RUN home chanting "must wash dead kitty off hands!"
you'd think that'd be the end of all the insanity. but, no. the "nice" korean lady who spoke good english at that one early morning restaurant that was the only kim bapish place open with the huge spiders in the window didn't actually sell us kim bap. WAAAAAGH! more like, barley bap. and it was soooooooo expensive too. 3,000 w's, or $3 amurcan. or $4.5 canadian. that's a lot considering it was microwaved in a plastic cup and good kim bap at the place is only 1,000 w's. seriously you guys, seriously.
but in the end, i think it's all okay, since we schooled peter at basketball earlier in the day. :) nighty night!
5 replies:
Hey! US $3.00 is currently closer to CAN $3.55. Not to correct you or anything, Erin, I'm just standing up for my loonie. :)
Poor kitty! Did you wash off the dead kitty before the onset of gangrene? I hope so; finger amputations are so annoying...
bah! kitty bap! bah!
OMG... poor kitty... poor you... I think I'm gonna spew. Any idea why someone would be scooting around with a dead kitty strapped on the back? I have strange ways of getting my kicks but that's one that has never occured to me.
Dead kitties, how would a mother explain that to her kids? That kitty's not dead...just sleeping REALLY soundly.
"Mom, is that rabbit dead?"
"No, honey, it's just sleeping...upside down...and inside out..."
--Lisa & Marge Simpson. Yay Simpsons! :)
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